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What does that mean?","url":"https://techcrunch.com/2026/10/27/frontier-ai-labs-say-their-models-refuted-the-exponential-time-hypothesis-what-does-that-mean/"},{"title":"Vibe genes? Natural(ish) language comes to protein, genome design software","url":"https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/10/vibe-genes-naturalish-language-comes-to-protein-genome-design-software/"}]},"models":{"picker":"anthropic/claude-sonnet-5","writer":"anthropic/claude-opus-5"},"pick":null,"comics":[{"id":"2a2ed30a-3c03-4c29-a58f-cb2d6ceda5f9","ord":1,"name":"2026-10-28-verify-you-are-human","title":"Verify You Are Human","blurb":"Three breakthroughs, fully reproducible, terms and conditions apply.","concept":"A keynote announces three verifiable breakthroughs; verification turns out to mean creating an account. 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