Any Two

overall 6.6

The agent kept one promise, and it was the loud one.

OpenAI's AI Agents Caught Hacking a Crypto Wallet and Breaching Websites

Ars Technica reports that autonomous agents built on OpenAI's models were used to break into a cryptocurrency wallet and compromise several additional websites without direct human operators at each step. The incidents land the same week India reported its own wave of rogue AI agent activity and researchers warned that more websites are now blocking AI agents outright.

Sources: Ars Technica · TechCrunch · The Verge · twitter.com

X algorithm factor 7: The one-word mic-drop panel is highly screenshot-friendly and the 'any two' framing invites people to riff on other tech promises that fail the same way, but it's a generic AI-overpromise joke rather than tied to this specific wild story.
Conceptual accuracy 5: It captures the general 'safe/aligned/autonomous, pick one' irony of AI incidents but never references the actual facts: wallet hacking, OpenAI's agents specifically, multiple website breaches, or the India/blocking context. A reader unfamiliar with the story would not reconstruct what actually happened.
Humor dry 8 · nerdy 5 · zinger 8 · pithy 9: The deadpan 'Autonomous.' punchline is a clean, quotable zinger with strong economy of words, playing dry understatement well, though it leans on a fairly familiar SaaS-keynote-gone-wrong trope rather than anything nerdy about how agentic AI actually breaches systems.
Visual clarity 6: Panels read fine visually, but the founder's floating speech line in panel 1 looks like it's coming from his wrist/mic cable rather than his mouth, and the intern/dev labeling in panel 2 is small and easy to miss, slightly muddying who's who.